Tuesday Tact Tract

Human relationships can be difficult. Here, Marvex The Super Robot has trouble responding to a compliment.

What might be a more appropriate, tactful response?

A. Thank you, Clara. You are the most wonderful man I know.

B. I reject your statement. You are incorrect.

C. *wistful smile*

D. I like your hair. I like your hair.

E. [other]

(Discuss with colleagues.)

• • • • •

Appropriate behaviour is, in fact, quite simple. When responding to compliments, you should always stare deep into the closest eyes and think of the Three Eees:

Embarrassment

Effusivity

dEfensiveness

And always remember: Tact, Tact, Tact. It's just that simple.

--the Tactful Thoapsl

(is having an odd day today)

Friday Is Out Of Context

(Not photoshopped. Honest.)

From one of many tales of Comet the Super-Horse and his tragic love for Supergirl. Googling it just now, I found there's an article here which conveniently summarises the contextual freakiness.

Of course, it was the 1960s; it was a freaky time. (Aren't they all?)

This Friday Is Out Of Context Thoapsl Says: A super-pet is not what lovers do.